Portfolio Development

I’m very close to finishing my portfolio: www.tomsfolio.me/third_portfolio

At the moment i’m not very happy with the portfolio section, so i think i will develop a small silverlight application that reads data from an xml file to showcase my work. Not sure how well visual studio 2010 will develop silverlight applications on my netbook, considering mobile phone application development on this machine is out of the question. We’ll see.

Long time no post

Okay I know I haven't posted in a while, but I've been very preoccupied with finding out I have shit load of uni work to be catching up with, and a lot of catching up to do with a special lady ;)

Either way I've missed out on about a week of tasks, so as soon as I have work sorted out I'll carry on.

Look forward too:
- doing a runner after a restaurant meal.
- going a day without my sense of sight.
- handing myself into the police without telling them what i've done.

Going to be good!

Lots of love.

Day 9

THINGS YOU WILL NEVER DO BEFORE YOU DIE

In the book there's a HUGE list of stuff that I accept I will never do. Instead of putting the 100+ items here, I will just put my top 10 things I accept I will never do before I die...

1. Go to heaven.
2. Compromise.
3. Spell "egg" differently.
4. Channel lava away from a village.
5. Fight a duel.
6. Design the perfect crouton.
7. Lick an electric eel.
8. Mate another species.
9. Lick my little toe in public.
10. Grow a third nipple.

Once I've gotten off the train I'll take a picture of the list to prove I did it!

I know how much everyone loves pictures.

Lots of love :)

Day 8

SELF-PORTRAIT DAY

Today, take the best portrait of yourself you can manage.

Using my graphics tablet and a completely legitimate copy of "Corel Paint Sketch Pad", I did this sketch.. It wasn't until after that I realised it's meant to be a PHOTO!

Oh well, i think that this was far more interesting to do.

Lots of love.

Excuses Excuses….

Today my task was to send off my passport to benrik for it to be stamped, but sadly it’s in middlesbrough (if my house hasn’t been robbed, in which case it’ll probably be in the hands of “Pablo”, a mexican drug smuggler).

Another task i’m unable to do :(. Don’t worry though, i will catch up on the last two tasks as soon as i manage to get out of bed before noon :)

Lots of love

Snow day. Fun.

Last two days haven't been good for me to do my blog, so here's why:

Yes i had to get up ridiculously early to have a filling, and then when i got home about 10am, i went back to sleep and didn't wake up till late afternoon. God i need to sort my sleep pattern out.

Today, I'm actually snowed in. I was planning on going into town to get my haircut, and then to go put some post it notes with subversive messages in M&S, and then to go and look around the market for something i would not really want to eat.

Tomorrow, I have to send my passport off to Benrik, but it's at uni, so instead, tomorrow i'm going to do what i should of done today and yesterday.

Lots of love.

Day 4

DISCREETLY GIVE THE FINGER TO PEOPLE ALL DAY TODAY

So I went to the shops today, partly because I needed to do some shopping, and partly because I was on a mission to flip people off! With Subtlety!

For the entire 5 minute bus ride I sat near the front and had two fingers to the rest of the passengers whilst holding my phone.

I continued my mission, walking around Sainsburies swearing at the back of anyone's head while they weren't looking. It felt amazingly liberating. I counted 23 people who I gave the finger.

As i waited for the bus someone came and asked me for a cigarette. I obliged, but then i subtly swore at them for a whole 8 minutes! That'll learn 'em! However I had to stop as I was getting funny looks from the guy she was with. He was big.

Either way, Mission Accomplished.

Lots of Love.